lukesextme:

Luke: "Hi I’m Oscar have you heard of 5 seconds of summer?"

Customer:……..

Luke: "i hear they’re pretty rad."

Customer:………

Luke: "You should buy their album."

Customer:……..

Luke: "Please? Please buy the album."

Customer:……

Luke: "Please."

Customer:……..

Luke: "Album."

Customer: [starts walking away]

Luke: [chases customer] “I’llbuy it for you! Just take the album!!!”